Penis Surgery

Bob can't get an erection so he goes to the doctor. The doctor
tells him the muscles at the base of his penis are broken down and
there's nothing he can do unless he's willing to try an experimental
surgery.

Bob asks what the surgery is and the doctor tells him they take
the muscles from the base of a baby elephant's trunk, insert them in
the base of his penis, and hope for the best.



Bob says that sounds pretty scary but the thought of never having
sex again is even scarier, so he says ok. The doctor goes ahead and
performs the surgery and about 6 weeks later he gives Bob the go
ahead to "try out his new equipment".

Bob takes his wife out to dinner. While at dinner Bob starts
feeling incredible pressure in his pants. It gets unbearable and he
figures no one can see him so he undoes his pants. No sooner does he do
this than his penis pops out of his pants, rolls across the table,
grabs an apple from the fruit basket, and disappears back into his pants

His wife sits in shock for a few moments, and then gets a sly look
on her face. She says, "That was pretty cool! Can you do that again?"
With his eyes watering and a painful look on his face, Bob says,
"Probably, but I don't know if I can fit another apple up my ass."

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