Saturday, January 6, 2007
Ten Reasons Why Being A Woman Sucks !
10 reasons why I hate being a woman:
1) I am so sick of my period! One-third of every month is negatively affected by my period. I am either sick from cramps, bloated beyond belief, on it, finishing it, too emotional, not emotional at all, or just simply not myself. The right months are worse than the left ones. Ortho, Depo and the others do nothing to help.
2) I hate make-up. I went to work today without make-up (I feel like crap already) and the first thing I hear when I sit down is a co-worker saying "I see you woke up late this morning, you should put your face on before anyone else sees you like that"... WTF, this is my face... it is a cute face... I like it just the way it is. Why do I have to put on a show for everyone around me, hell some of the guys here don't even shave before coming to work... they wear the same tired clothes every week... so why do I need to bother?
3) I have to be a slave to fashion. Same as the make-up situation, god forbid if I wear my most comfortable pants to work, or an out of style outfit that I personally like. Why do I have to spend a couple thousand dollars a year on clothes and accessories, why do all of my friends want to shop all of the time. This is a sickness, and I am sick of it. I wish I could dress like a guy, in the same suit I bought in 1999 and the same tie that I have worn every week for the past three years. That would be nice!
4) My bra has never fit me right! Why can't I find a bra that fits me perfectly? One that is slightly adjustable to compensate for my ever changing body? With the right cup just slightly larger than the left cup, one that provides just the right amount of support. Is this too much to ask, retailers have put significant effort into the feminine hygiene realm, perhaps they could divert some of their R&D monies away from moisture lock technologies and into making the perfect bra. If only I was a little smaller, then I could go without.
5) I hate the following terms: Pussy, Slit, Cooche, Cunt, Snatch, Cooter, Beaver, Hole, Muff, Twat, and Clam... I also hate Titties, Boobies, Funbags, Melons and any other idiotic name people come up with for my body parts. I have a vagina and breasts or tits. Easy as that. Can you say Vagina? I hope so.
6) Double standards: Men get away with murder in the business world. Women are held to a much higher degree of scrutiny and to a much higher standard than men. When men talk they are networking, when women talk we are gossiping... when men make mistakes they are risk takers, when women make mistakes we are incompetent, when men argue they are debating, when women argue we are being catty. You get the idea. I am just as smart, if not smarter than most of my coworkers, but I will always get stuck behind a guy with 'ambition and drive', especially when I spend a good portion of my month focusing on my insides (see #1).
7) Sex is different for women. Men take great pride in bedding women, as many and as often as possible. If a women expresses her sexuality she is a whore, tramp or slut. Rightly so sometimes... there is no female equivalent to the blow job, a blow job is a power trip for the guy... I am on my knees in front of him or with my head around his waist in some fashion, pleasuring him until he finishes, then it is up to me to clean up while he basks in the satisfaction. If he goes down on me, it is a different experience, there is no power exchange, he is still in a powerful position (legs apart is always vulnerable) and he is still happy to see my vagina. The picture alone is worth ten minutes of licking on his part. Don't even get me started on penetration...
8) My yearly gyno appointment. enough said, I wish I could just turn my head and cough, just once!
9) The bathroom! Ok, I am not going to talk about the cleanliness of bathrooms and the hygiene habits of women, that has been covered ad nauseum on this board. I am going to say that I wish I could be a little neater when I pee, I can't stand that first dribble that tends to go somewhere other than in the bowl if I am not sitting. The squat pee (which I have to do given the state of the restrooms in some places) is never neat for me. No need for graphic details here.
10) My mother and all other women who feel that I am breaking the social contract by not having children. I have enough issues with my girly parts already, I can't imagine what having a child would do to me. I also don't feel like bringing new babies into the current world, so don't tell me that I should. Don't say that I should 'start looking for a husband' because I am getting older... why don't you tell the guys, 'better get serious about a family, your time is ticking'...
Thursday, January 4, 2007
Wesley Autrey Subway Hero !
For the last few years I’ve heard of so many people hailed as a hero who have done things that were really things any other person would do.Enter Wesley Autrey.This man is really a true hero yet he won’t admit to it.I say how many people would do what this man has done?
Is Britney Spears Heading For The Big Fall?
Well, We’ve all seen Britney doing some pretty outrageous things in 06 but what’s in the cards for her in 07? Hopefully for her sake and her kids she will get her act together and find some new friends. That would be a good start for the New Year anyways. Paris Hilton seems to go through friends like they are disposable diapers. Perhaps Britney will learn that whoever claims to be your friend one day will turn on you the next and treat you like dirt. I’m not blaming Paris for Britney’s problems because she’s a big girl now and is responsible for her own actions but Paris seems to be at least a bad influence just the same. It’s sad to see these young girls ruining their lives before they have hardly even started…
Whitney Houston De-Throned ?
After all the trouble Whitney Houston has been through now she’s about to lose all her personal belongings too?Maybe she should have dumped Bobby Brown a little sooner.Like 10 years sooner would have been smart.I certainly don’t know first hand if Whitney is a Crack Head but it sure looks that way.Don’t most crack heads end up selling or losing everything they own after everything else is gone?I wonder how much a Whitney Houston gold album would be worth these days?Maybe a couple rocks if she’s lucky…
Wednesday, January 3, 2007
Is Rudy Giuliani Out Before He Even Gets Started ?
This probably isn’t exactlly the way Rudy Giuliani wanted to start the new year out.Having his presidential playbook being released for the world to see before he has even announced he’ll run.However, if he has a good enough team working for him there’s a chance they can spin this into a good thing.For one thing there is probably very little in these documents that is real news or something that with little effort could be figured out anyway.At the very least there seems to be nothing left for anyone to dig up on the guy because he basiclly did the work for them so he won’t have to worry about any skelitons lurking in his closet.I can see where that could be a big plus for Rudy considering the dirty politics that are played these days.At least we all know Rudy’s dirt up front…
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