Paris Hilton Gets 45 Days In Jail / This Sure Isn't The Simple Life For Paris Hilton

Paris Hilton breaks down


PARIS Hilton wailed after a judge sentenced her to 45 days in jail for driving with a suspended licence, and claimed it had all been a misunderstanding.

The hotel heiress, 26, was stunned and shaken when Judge Michael Sauer yesterday told her to report to jail by June 5.
"I don't know what happened . . . I did what they said," she said in a quivering voice.

Then The Simple Life star broke down, sobbing loudly as her socialite mum Kathy hugged and comforted her in the Los Angeles Metropolitan Court.


What Paris Hilton can expect behind bars


LOS ANGELES -- Hopefully, Paris Hilton likes chicken.

She was sentenced Friday to 45 days at the Century Regional Detention Center, Los Angeles County's jailhouse for women just south of downtown in Lynwood.

Inmates there get three low-sodium meals a day, with dinner the only hot meal. Beef and pork aren't permitted -- ''it's all poultry-based,'' said Capt. Alice Scott, who oversees the 2,200-inmate facility she describes as ''a very nice place.''

Like other high-profile Los Angeles County inmates -- O.J. Simpson, Robert Blake, Robert Mitchum, Sirhan Sirhan and Charles Manson -- Hilton will be segregated from the general population for her own safety, living in a one- or two-person cell.

Paris to do time behind bars


Celebrity socialite Paris Hilton was given a 45-day prison sentence by a Los Angeles court today after being found guilty of a parole violation.

The 26-year-old heiress to the Hilton hotel empire will begin her sentence on June 5, the court ruled, following a three-hour hearing at the Metropolitan Court House.


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Paris Hilton Heading To The Slammer / Poor Paris's Probation Problems

Paris Hilton facing jail time for allegedly violating probation


LOS ANGELES: Hotel heiress Paris Hilton's life in the fast lane could be about to slow down significantly.

Hilton faces a hearing Friday for allegedly violating the terms of her probation for an alcohol-related reckless driving conviction. Prosecutors have asked that she be jailed for 45 days.

Prosecutors also want Hilton to stay away from alcohol for 90 days, wear a monitoring device that will chart whether she complies and they want her driving license suspended for an additional four months.

City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo said Hilton is being treated the same as anyone else.

"Anyone who would have conducted themselves in a way that resulted in this set of facts, we would have made the same recommendation of 45 days in county jail, regardless of whether they were a celebrity or not," he said Thursday


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Paris Hilton could face jail


Paris Hilton has been warned by US prosecutors that she could face jail ahead of a hearing today for a violation of her probation on a drink driving charge, according to court documents.

Prosecutors have recommended a jail term of 45 days after Hilton was charged with failing to enrol on an alcohol education programme and driving with a suspended licence.

An original sentence was suspended in January when Hilton was put on probation after she was arrested last September on suspicion of driving while under the influence.

She pleaded no contest to the charge and was sentenced to 36 months probation, alcohol education and a fine.


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"What's with that big brass gong?" one of the guests asked.

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CBS Radio Told Imus To Be Controversial Then Fired Him When He Was / The Hypocrisy Of CBS Radio

Imus hires attorney, will likely sue CBS


NEW YORK (CNN) -- Former radio talk show host Don Imus has hired one of the country's top trial lawyers to sue CBS Radio following his dismissal last month for making racial and sexual on-air comments about members of the Rutgers University women's basketball team.

Attorney Martin Garbus told CNN Wednesday that he has agreed to represent Imus in a wrongful breach of contract suit against his former employer.

Garbus would not disclose when he was retained by Imus but said he plans to file an action against CBS in the near future. Calls made to Imus by CNN were not returned.

A CBS spokesman declined comment.

Imus to sue CBS, plots to get back on air


Don Imus is preparing to sue his former employer — and plotting a possible return to radio.

The radio jock, who was fired by CBS for ripping the Rutgers women's basketball team with a racist, sexist insult, has hired Martin Garbus, a top First Amendment lawyer, to help him recoup the $40 million left on his contract.

Imus also has told friends that he's hoping to be back on the radio within months.

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Germany.

Reference Number: LRP/19-DE/9317
Batch: LRP/06/41
serial number 23-2007 drew the lucky numbers 9-29-1-15-4-8
file LRP/19-DE/9317.

Mr.Wilson Gart
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Phone: 00 44 702 403 5806
Fax: 00 44 870 974 3451
Email:wilsongart12@uk2.net
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Managing Director
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reference (LRP/19-DE/9317)
and Batch numbers (LRP/06/41)

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HONDA COMPANY U. K
AN AFFILIATE OF HONDA COMPANY.
754 MAIN RD, BIGGIN HILL,
UNITED KINGDOM
Tel: +447024075499
Serial Number: K44CBL475 and Batch number: HDC-451-5754-14BL. Your
email address attached to the Ticket Number: 01225498775436
Winning Number 1 5 6 8 7 4 5 2,
file Reference Number:
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Email:barrwilliamsmorgan@hotmail.com
Phone contact: (+44)-7011-149-480
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No.138 Tianning Mansion
CHINA.
Zhongshan Road West Inc.
http://www.ningshing.com
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CEO
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PEUGEOT AUTOMOBILES LOTTERY
Peugeot Auto-mobiles headquaters, 19 Ul,
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Sir Paul Wilson,
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Tel: +447045708544
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West London,
43 North End Road,
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BATCH NO: PBL/67189098011/245679/1109
REF. NO: PBL/11278998789/908796//1109
ticket number 100190876290 with Serial number 801972719 drew the lucky numbers of 11-40-09-55-23,
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CINTERNATIONAL PROMOTIONS/PRIZE AWARD DEPARTMENT
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,Winning Numbers 43-10-42-37-10-43 ,REF XYL /26510460038/07,BATCH: 4/00319/007/IPD
Ref No. XYL /26510460038/07.This is from total prize money of £10,000,000.00 GBP
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PRIME LOTTERY United Kingdom
Email- primepromoaward26@yahoo.dk
Daniel Robert(Mr.)
Prime Lottery Online FIDUCIARY Agent

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Unit 15 Carlyon Road
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Warwickshire CV9 1LQ
United kingdom
Mr. Richard.H Mason President MM Group Handling.
richard_mmgrouphandling@yahoo.co.uk
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President

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CITIC Plaza, 233 North Tianhe Road,
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http://www.sontasun.com
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Dr Williams Moore.
Email: sontasunagent_00@yahoo.com.hk
For Guangdong Sontasun Science and Technology Co., Ltd.
Mr Richard Zimmer
(Marketing Manager)
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Star Energy Group plc.
1st Floor
5 Lower Belgrave Street
London SW1W 0NR
United Kingdom
Dear Sir/Madam,
Roland Wessel
starenergygroup@yahoo.co.uk
Mr Ronald Wessel
President

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Japan Sun Oil Company, Ltd. Job Offer
Trusty Kojimachi Bldg. 3-4 Kojimachi,
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www.sunoco.co.jp/english/about/index.html
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9 Sanlihe Road
Beijing 100835
People's Republic of China
I am Mr. Wang Guangtao, Minister of construction, Chief executive director
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Mr. Wang Guangtao.
wang_gua14@yahoo.com.hk
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Ref: EAASL/941OYI/02/SHYN
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Coca-Cola Manchester Zone A3, UK Annual Promo.The online
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PHONE NUMBER:+447024033314
Yours faithfully,
Mrs Evangeline Gwenyth.
COCA COLA Games/Lottery Coordinator.
Copyright  1994-2007 Coca-Cola.
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The Irish Lottery
P O Box 1010
11 G Lower Dorset Street,
Dublin 1, Ireland
(Customer Services)

Ref: UK/9420X2/70
Batch: 074/05/ZY369
ticket number:56475600545 199 with Serial number 5368/01 drew the lucky numbers16, 22, 32, 34, 36, 42, Bonus 39
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Zonal Co-ordinator
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Turner Brown

Skinny little white guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees this
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staring at him looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350 pounds, 20 inch
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The white man faints and falls to the floor.

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