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Thursday, April 12, 2007

Nookie Greene

A man goes to confession in the Catholic Church..."Father, it has been
one month since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month".

The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven go out and say three Hail Mary's."

Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been Two months since my last confession. I have had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last two months."

This time the priest questions, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman in the neighborhood," the sinner replies.

"Very well, "sighs the priest. "Go and say ten Hail Mary's."

At Mass the next morning, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the sanctuary. The eyes of every man in the church fall upon her as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits down right in front of the Priest! Her dress is green and very short, with matching shiny emerald green shoes.

The priest and altar boy gasp, as the woman in the matching green shoes and dress sits with her legs slightly spread apart.

The priest turns to the altar boy and whispers, "Is that Nookie Green?

The bug-eyed altar boy can't believe his ears but replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes."

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Wednesday, April 11, 2007

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Johnny Cash's Home In Hendersonville Tennessee Burns Down

Cash home in ring of fire

Johnny Cash's longtime lakeside Tennessee home, a showcase where he wrote much of his famous music and entertained US presidents, music royalty and visiting fans, has been destroyed by fire.

Cash and his wife, June Carter Cash, lived in the 1,290-square-metre home in Hendersonville from the late 1960s until their deaths in 2003.

Tragedy for Gibb as Cash's home burns down

Johnny Cash's lakeside home has been destroyed by fire during its refurbishment for new owner Barry Gibb of the Bee Gees.

The building, situated in a Nashville suburb, was bought by Gibb in 2006 who hoped to remodel it and eventually write songs there with his wife.

Cash and his wife, June Carter Cash, lived in the home from the late 1960s until their deaths in 2003 and the house was a showcase where he wrote many of his songs and entertained US presidents, fellow musicians and fans.

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Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Is Joe Arpaio's Job Really To Keep The Sick Locked-Up / Robert Daniels Jailed For Not Wearing A Mask

While I do realize that this is a tricky situation and Mr. Daniels is a risk to the community because of his refusal to wear a mask due to his sickness (tuberculosis). I just don't understand why they would put him in Sheriff Joe Arpaio's "Concentration Camp" like jail.Would it not make more sense to put Mr. Daniels in a hospital ward even if it was a locked ward?
Speaking of Joe Arpaio, I wonder if his Mother dressed him up in pretty pink panties when he was a kid. Could that be the reason why he likes to see all those "Hardened Criminals" prance around in them. Maybe his Father should have taken a bigger role in bringing him up... BJC

Is Sickness a Crime? Arizona Man With TB Locked Up Indefinitely in Solitary Confinement
27-year-old Robert Daniels is being held against his will in a Phoenix hospital ward reserved for sick prisoners. If state officials have their way, he could be there for the rest of his life. Daniels is suffering from a deadly strain of tuberculosis known as XDR-TB. Doctors say he is virtually untreatable. He has been forced to live in a hospital cell in complete isolation. [includes rush transcript]
Daniels contracted the disease while living in Russia. He returned to the United States last year and agreed to a voluntary quarantine in residential care. But Daniels violated his agreement when he went outside without a mask. Daniels says he misunderstood how much of a health risk he posed, in part because he hadn't been forced to wear a mask in Russia.

Authorities detain sufferers of incurable TB strain
PHOENIX -- Behind the county hospital's tall cinder block walls, a 27-year-old tuberculosis patient sits in a jail cell equipped with a ventilation system that keeps germs from escaping.

Robert Daniels has been locked up indefinitely, perhaps for the rest of his life, since July. But he has not been charged with a crime. Instead, he suffers from an extensively drug-resistant strain of tuberculosis, or XDR-TB. It is considered virtually untreatable.

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Monday, April 9, 2007

Nappy-Headed Cowboy Wannabe Don "Don Wayne" Imus Suspended For Remarks

Don Imus Suspended Over Racial Remarks

The radio talk show host Don Imus was suspended for two weeks yesterday after the outcry over his racially disparaging remarks about the Rutgers University women’s basketball team.
The suspension will begin Monday.

NBC News, which does a simulcast broadcast of Mr. Imus’s radio program on its cable news channel MSNBC, was the first to act, suspending Mr. Imus and calling his comments “racist and abhorrent.”

Radio jock suspended for racism

US shock jock Don Imus, who has made a career out of outrageous comments, has been suspended by the radio and television networks that carry his popular program for making racist remarks.

Both CBS Radio and MSNBC, which broadcasts the radio show on television, suspended the acerbic Imus for two weeks for saying the mostly black Rutgers University women's basketball team looked like a bunch of "nappy-headed hos". Hos is slang for whores.

Imus's best Jimmy Swaggart impersonation...

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Imus Don't like Dem “Nappy-Headed Hos", / Look In The Mirror Douchbag

Why is it every time one of these slime balls who go's around shooting off their mouth with a racist remark comes out the next day with a weepy apology.This morning Don Imus is putting on a performance that would put "Jimmy Swaggart" to shame.Poor Imus got caught slamming the Rutgers women's team calling them a bunch of "Nappy-Headed Ho's"...
It's funny how these douchbags change their tunes when their job or careers are on the line. "I'm a good person who did a bad thing" was "Cowboy Don's song this morning".Here's a bit of news for you "Don Wayne",just like Mel Gibson and Michael Richards before you those are your real thoughts about people.You just got called on it and now your crying the blues.Your a racist bigot and now you have to deal with it because you let the cat out of the bag... BJC

Don Imus under fire for racist comments

Don Imus is under scrutiny for racist comments he made last week, even if he says he's sorry. From The New York Times:

Given that Mr. Imus spent part of last week describing the student athletes at Rutgers as “nappy-headed hos,” you might think he’d have trouble booking anyone, let alone A-list establishment names.

But Mr. Imus, who has been given a pass for this sort of comment in the past, also generously provides airtime to those parts of the news media and political apparatus that would generally be expected to bring him to account.

Mr. Imus’s comment about the Rutgers team last week was not just, as they say, over the line — you can’t even see the line from where he landed. It was not a gaffe, a slip of the tongue, a joke in poor taste.

(Nor was the on-air comment to Mr. Imus by the show’s longtime producer, Bernard McGuirk, calling the women’s final the “Jigaboos vs. the Wannabees,” in a bad attempt to borrow a phrase from a Spike Lee movie.) Mr. Imus’s slur was the kind of unalloyed racial insult that might not have passed muster on a low-watt AM station in the Jim Crow South.

Don Imus Should Take a Look in the Mirror Before Criticizing Anyone's Hair

Did you hear the latest example of Don Imus’ utter lack of social graces? First the dude wears a cowboy hat around like he’s freaking John Wayne—or, I guess Gene Wilder from Blazing Saddles would be more appropriate—and then he somehow manages to wrangle a job on talk radio despite being less coherent than Mushmouth from the old Fat Albert cartoon. Now Don Imus has the gall or balls or gumption or stupidity to refer to African-African members of a college basketball teams as “nappy headed hos” on air. Since the only people who actually listen to Don Imus are NASCAR-watching, beer-swilling, gun-totin’, Bush-voting walking lobotomy patients, I can only assume that he thought nobody with more than half a brain left in his head would hear this terminology and be offended.

Sharpton to Meet With Imus On-Air

NEW YORK -- Even as he scheduled an on-air meeting with radio host Don Imus, the Rev. Al Sharpton said he still wants Imus fired for his racially charged comments about the Rutgers University women's basketball team.

Sharpton said Sunday he intends to complain to the Federal Communications Commission about the matter.

"Somewhere we must draw the line in what is tolerable in mainstream media," he said. "We cannot keep going through offending us and then apologizing and then acting like it never happened. Somewhere we've got to stop this."

Sharpton and MSNBC announced that Imus would appear Monday on Sharpton's nationally syndicated program. Meanwhile, the Rev. Jesse Jackson planned a protest in Chicago, and an NAACP official called for Imus' resignation or firing.

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Sunday, April 8, 2007




Dear Ma and Pa,

I am well. Hope you are. Tell Brother Walt and Brother Elmer the Marine Corps beats working for old man Minch by a mile. Tell them to join up quick before all of the places are filled.

I was restless at first because you got to stay in bed till nearly 6 a.m. but I am getting so I like to sleep late. Tell Walt and Elmer all you do before breakfast is smooth your cot, and shine some things. No hogs to slop, feed to pitch, mash to mix, wood to split, fire to lay. Practically nothing.

Men got to shave but it is not so bad, there's warm water. Breakfast is strong on trimmings like fruit juice, cereal, eggs, bacon,

etc., but kind of weak on chops, potatoes, ham, steak, fried eggplant, pie and other regular food, but tell Walt and Elmer you can always sit by the two city boys that live on coffee. Their food, plus yours, holds you until noon when you get fed again. It's

no wonder these city boys can't walk much.

We go on "route marches," which the platoon sergeant says are long walks to harden us. If he thinks so, it's not my place to tell him different. A "route march" is about as far as to our mailbox at home. Then the city guys get sore feet and we all ride back in trucks.

The country is nice but awful flat The sergeant is like a school teacher. He nags a lot. The captain is like the school board. Majors and colonels just ride around and frown. They don't bother you none.

This next will kill Walt and Elmer with laughing. I keep getting medals for shooting. I don't know why. The bulls-eye is near as big as a chipmunk head and don't

move, and it ain't shooting at you like the Higgett boys at home. All you got to do is lie there all comfortable and hit it. You don't even load your own cartridges. They come in boxes.

Then we have what they call hand-to-hand combat training. You get to wrestle with them city boys. I have to be real careful though, they break real easy. It ain't like fighting with that ole bull at home. I'm about the best they got in this except for that Tug Jordan from over in Silver Lake . I only beat him once. He joined up the same time as me, but I'm only 5'6" and 130 pounds and he's 6'8" and near 300 pounds dry.

Be sure to tell Walt and Elmer to hurry and join before other fellers get onto this setup and come stampeding in.

Your loving daughter,


Ever wondered what happens when Hallmark writers are having a bad day ???

My tire was thumping.
I thought it was flat

When I looked at the tire...

I noticed your cat.


Heard your wife left you,

How upset you must be.

But don't fret about it...

She moved in with me.

Looking back over the years

That we've been together,

I can't help but wonder...

"What the hell was I thinking?"

Congratulations on your wedding day!

Too bad no one likes your husband.

How could two people as beautiful as you

Have such an ugly baby?

I've always wanted to have

Someone to hold,

Someone to love.

After having met you ..

I've changed my mind.

I must admit, you brought Religion into my life.

I never believed in Hell until I met you.

As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am...

That you're not here to ruin it for me.

Congratulations on your promotion.

Before you go...

Would you like to take this knife out of my back?

You'll probably need it again.

Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!

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Happy birthday! You look great for your age.

Almost Lifelike!

When we were together,
You always said you'd die for me.

Now that we've broken up,

I think it's time you kept your promise.

We have been friends for a very long time ..

let's say we stop?

I'm so miserable without you

it's almost like you're here.

Congratulations on your new bundle of joy.

Did you ever find out who the father was?

Your friends and I wanted to do
Something special for your birthday.

So we're having you put to sleep.

So your daughter's a hooker,
And it spoiled your day.

Look at the bright side,

it's really good pay !

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