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Showing posts with label george w bush jokes. Show all posts
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Thursday, March 20, 2008

George Bush Sr. and Jr. Have a Father and Son Talk !

George Bush Sr. Gives Jr. Some Fatherly Advice



George Bush


Some would argue that this is the most appropriate media for displaying George W. Bush! Individually Shrink-wrapped.


With classic quotes... "They misunderestimated me," "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption," and "Bring 'em on"


Klick Image To Order


George Bush Devil Sign Yellow T-Shirt

Is George hailing his true master? Parody political humor showing the Evil President giving the sign of the Devil with this hand gesture. Inauguration commemorative t-shirt.


George Bush Don't Like Black People T-Shirt

Kanye West's eloquent statement about the government's response to Hurricane Katrina as paraphrased by the Legendary K.O.


George W Bush impeach by a blow job Bumper Sticker

Wouldn't it be great if Bush got a BJ and got impeached?


George W. Bush ASS CLOWN Assclown Tee Gray T-Shirt

ASS Stamped on bush's head with a assclown nose, and pretzel on his back to choke on. Ultimate Ass Clown.


George Bush Asparagus Pee Ringer T

George Bush Asparagus Pee Ash Grey T-Shirt

An amazing, rare shirt featuring an advertisement for asparagus. Features George Bush proclaiming, Asparagus Makes Your Pee Smell Awesome!


George W. Bush LIAR Ash Grey Tee FuckYouBush.com

George W. Bush LIAR stamp Ash Grey T-Shirt


Bushism #35 Organic Cotton Tee

Share a laugh with your friends with this quote straight from the President's mouth.


George Bush Orwellian Propaganda Ash Grey T-Shirt

George Bush Orwellian Propaganda, Anti-Bush, Anti-GOP, Anti-Conservative, George Orwell, Big Brother, 1984, Anti-Republican, politics,


George W. Bush makes me spit up baby bib bush head

George Bush makes me spit up baby bib. Catch all the puke on bush's face!


George W Bush ASS CLOWN Sticker FuckYouBush.com

Bush head with ASS stamped on his head wearing a clown nose. Assclown vinyl sticker.


OIL PIMP George W. Bush stamped head Ringer Tee

OIL PIMP George W. Bush stamped head Ringer Tee. t-shirt with pretzel to choke on in the back.


anti George W. Bush lies iraq Sticker (Rectangular

anti George W. Bush lies iraq social security, hillary clinton in 2008


Stay What Course, George? Sticker (Bumper)

Stay the course -- Bush can't ever admit an error, even if he gets the whole country lost on a Sunday afternoon drive.


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Friday, April 20, 2007

Bones Found In Washington DC Believed To Be First Politician / Three Labrador Retrievers

An archeological team, digging in Washington DC , has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician.





Could this be the first "Bush" in Washington ?


Three male Labrador Retrievers -- one
Chocolate, one yellow and one black were sitting
In the waiting room at the vet's when
They struck up a conversation.

The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and
said, "So why are you
here?"

The brown Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I
Piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains,
The cat, the kids. But the final straw was
Last night when I pissed in the middle of my
Owner's' bed."

The black Lab said, "So what is the vet going to
do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from
The chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll cal
Me down."

The black Lab then turned to the yellow lab
And asked, "Why are you here?"

The yellow Lab said, ! "I'm a digger. I dig
Under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig
Just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I
Dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last
night when I dug a
great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black
Lab inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too". The de jected
yellow Lab said.

The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab
And asked, "Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black Lab said. "I'll hump
anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I
want to hump everything I
see."

Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the
Shower and was bending down to dry her toes,
And I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her
back and started
humping away".

The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad
glance and said, "So,
! nuts off for you too, huh?"

The black Lab said.... "No, I'm here to get my
nails clipped."




A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in
him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or
his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
the child,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She
agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support
payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to
his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange
post
card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white, and fainted.
..........................
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."



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