George Bush Sr. and Jr. Have a Father and Son Talk !

George Bush Sr. Gives Jr. Some Fatherly Advice


George Bush

Some would argue that this is the most appropriate media for displaying George W. Bush! Individually Shrink-wrapped.

With classic quotes... "They misunderestimated me," "We need an energy bill that encourages consumption," and "Bring 'em on"

Klick Image To Order



Is George hailing his true master? Parody political humor showing the Evil President giving the sign of the Devil with this hand gesture. Inauguration commemorative t-shirt.



Kanye West's eloquent statement about the government's response to Hurricane Katrina as paraphrased by the Legendary K.O.



Wouldn't it be great if Bush got a BJ and got impeached?



ASS Stamped on bush's head with a assclown nose, and pretzel on his back to choke on. Ultimate Ass Clown.





An amazing, rare shirt featuring an advertisement for asparagus. Features George Bush proclaiming, Asparagus Makes Your Pee Smell Awesome!



George W. Bush LIAR stamp Ash Grey T-Shirt



Share a laugh with your friends with this quote straight from the President's mouth.



George Bush Orwellian Propaganda, Anti-Bush, Anti-GOP, Anti-Conservative, George Orwell, Big Brother, 1984, Anti-Republican, politics,



George Bush makes me spit up baby bib. Catch all the puke on bush's face!



Bush head with ASS stamped on his head wearing a clown nose. Assclown vinyl sticker.



OIL PIMP George W. Bush stamped head Ringer Tee. t-shirt with pretzel to choke on in the back.



anti George W. Bush lies iraq social security, hillary clinton in 2008



Stay the course -- Bush can't ever admit an error, even if he gets the whole country lost on a Sunday afternoon drive.

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The School Play

Two little boys in first grade were chosen to be the leads in their first
school play. It was to be a Shakespearean play.
The first little boy was to say, "My fair maiden....I have come to snatch a
kiss and fill your soul with hope."
The second little boy was to reply by saying, "Hark!, a pistol shot."
Well, on opening night in the school auditorium, the two little boys were a
bit nervous, knowing that all the seats were going to be filled
with grown-ups.
The teacher told them to take their places on the stage and to remember to
speak very loud as soon as the curtain goes up.
The curtain rose and looking out upon the audience the two boys were
terrified.
They stood there frozen. So the teacher whispered for them to begin.
The first boy yelled out these unforgettable words.....
"My fair maiden.... I have come to kiss your snatch! And fill your hole
with soap."
The second boy screams out....."Hark! a shistol pot, a postle shiss, a pot
of shit, horse shit, this is bull shit... I never wanted to be in this
lousy play anyway...

The audience left howling.

Walmart Job Interview

An office manger at Wal-Mart was given the task of hiring an individual
to
fill a job opening. After sorting through a stack of resumes he found
four
people who were equally qualified.

He decided to call the four in and ask them only one question.
Their answer would determine which of them would get the job.

The day came and as the four sat around the conference room table. The
interviewer asked, "What is the fastest thing you know of?"

Acknowledging the first man on his right, the man replied, "A THOUGHT."
It
just pops into your head. There's no warning that it's on the way; it's
just there. A thought is the fastest thing I know of."
"That's very good!" replied the interviewer. "And now You sir?"
He asked the second man.

"Hmm.! .. Let me see. A blink! It comes and goes and you don't know that
it
ever happened. A BL INK is the fastest thing I know of.
"Excellent!" said the interviewer. "The blink of an eye, that's a very
popular cliché for speed."

He then turned to the third man who was contemplating his reply.

"Well, out at my dad's ranch, you step out of the house and on the wall
there's a light switch. When you flip that switch, way out across the
pasture the light in the barn comes on in less than an instant.
Yep,TURNING ON A LIGHT is the fastest thing I can think of."

The interviewer was very impressed with the third answer and thought he
had
found his man. "It's hard to beat the speed of light,"
he said.

Turning to Bubba, the fourth and final man, the interviewer posed the
same
question. Old Bubba replied, "After hearing the three previous answers,
It's obvious to me that the fastest thing known is DIARRHEA."

"WHAT!?" said the interviewer, stunned by the response.

"Oh I can explain." said Old Bubba. "You see the other day I wasn't
feeling
so good, and I ran for the bathroom, but, before I could THINK, BLINK, or
TURN ON THE LIGHT, I had already shit my pants."

Old Bubba is now the new greeter at a Wal-Mart near you!

Military Cutbacks Phase One

This is "Phase One" of the military cutbacks. Wait until Hilary gets her hands on it...

A love story in 4 images...

George W. Bush
Condoleezza Rice