A Few Sites I've Seen

What Am I Gonna Do With 2,000 Unique Visitors A Week?

This is my roommate Mike. I think he writes non-fiction much better than I do and his life, at face value, is much funnier than my own. Those two things make for much better articles than my troubles with a crappy customer at my restaurant. The only problem is, he doesn’t get himself into enough trouble to write with the sort of regularity that I or his adoring fans clamor for. Read this column first and then try out his others. Oh yea…and comment the hell out of them.

'Violent Acres’ Blog Rants about Digg

On January 5th, I wrote a short blurb where I called the Venus Vibrance razor blade a stupid Christmas present. The entire thing was roughly a paragraph long and it was completely devoid of interesting commentary. Unless, of course, you think my thoughts on toiletries are particularly revolutionary or insightful. And if you do? Please kill yourself. We don't need you. But, my point is, not only was this paragraph about the Venus Vibrance Razor blade submitted to digg, but 13 of the stupidest people who ever walked the planet dugg it.

MORMON TO MARRIED IN MANHATTAN

Truth is, your first impression of someone comes from hundreds of elements (skin, teeth, clothes, hair) that combine to create their overall appearance. So yes, in the first few minutes of meeting someone, you do judge a book by its cover, simply because that's all you know. That is unless they maybe save your life from behind by pulling you outta the street as a cab roars by. Then, they're the most beautiful person in the world, even if, when you turn around to shake their hand, one eye is drifting uptown whilst the other cloudy iris is lingering on the Wall Street skyline.

> So.....
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> there you are,
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> having a
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> dinner party....
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> Your parents
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> are there,
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> Your in-laws
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> are there,
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> Your boss and
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> his wife
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> are there,
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> The minister and
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> his wife
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> are there,
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> You're all
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> settling down
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> for a
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> nice relaxing
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> evening dinner,
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> Then
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> in
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> walks
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> the
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> dog....