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Wipe Your Ass On Hillary's Face !

Give your bathroom visitors a target for that most intimate of jobs.
Every Republican bathroom should have a roll.
Work in an office? Start a contest!


Wipe your ass on Hillary's face!

Her face is printed throughout the whole roll!

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Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State

Is this what the 24/7 news could come to ?


Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State

Gunman Kills 15 Potential Voters In Crucial Swing State

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Explaining Politics To Your Children

A little boy goes to his dad and asks, 'What is Politics?'

Dad says, 'Well son, let me try to explain it this way:

I am the head of the family, so call me The President.

Your mother is the administrator of the money, so! we call her the
Government.

We are here to take care of your needs, so we will call you
the People.

The nanny, we will consider her the
Working Class.

And your baby brother, we will call him the Future.

Now think about that and see if it makes sense.'

So the little boy! Goes off to bed thinking about what Dad has said.

Later that night, he hears his baby brother crying, so he gets up to check on him.

He finds that the baby has severely
soiled his diaper.

So the little boy goes to his parents' room and finds his mother asleep.
Not wanting to wake her, he goes to the nanny's room Finding the door locked, he peeks in the keyhole and sees his father in bed with the nanny
He gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, the little boy says to his father, 'Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now. '

The father says, 'Good, son, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about.'

The little boy replies,
'The President is screwing the Working Class while the Government is sound asleep.
The People are being ignored and the
Future is in deep shit.

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Bones Found In Washington DC Believed To Be First Politician / Three Labrador Retrievers

An archeological team, digging in Washington DC , has uncovered 10,000 year old bones and fossil remains of what is believed to be the first Politician.

Could this be the first "Bush" in Washington ?


Three male Labrador Retrievers -- one
Chocolate, one yellow and one black were sitting
In the waiting room at the vet's when
They struck up a conversation.

The black Lab turned to the chocolate Lab and
said, "So why are you
here?"

The brown Lab replied, "I'm a pisser. I
Piss on everything....the sofa, the curtains,
The cat, the kids. But the final straw was
Last night when I pissed in the middle of my
Owner's' bed."

The black Lab said, "So what is the vet going to
do?"

"Gonna cut my nuts off," came the reply from
The chocolate Lab. "They reckon it'll cal
Me down."

The black Lab then turned to the yellow lab
And asked, "Why are you here?"

The yellow Lab said, ! "I'm a digger. I dig
Under fences, dig up flowers and trees, I dig
Just for the hell of it. When I'm inside, I
Dig up the carpets. But I went over the line last
night when I dug a
great big hole in my owner's couch."

"So what are they going to do to you?" the black
Lab inquired.

"Looks like I'm losing my nuts too". The de jected
yellow Lab said.

The yellow Lab then turned to the black Lab
And asked, "Why are you here?"

"I'm a humper," the black Lab said. "I'll hump
anything. I'll hump the
cat, a pillow, the table, fence posts, whatever. I
want to hump everything I
see."

Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the
Shower and was bending down to dry her toes,
And I just couldn't help myself. I hopped on her
back and started
humping away".

The yellow and chocolate Labs exchanged a sad
glance and said, "So,
! nuts off for you too, huh?"

The black Lab said.... "No, I'm here to get my
nails clipped."



A wealthy man was having an affair with an Italian woman for several
years. One night, during one of their rendezvous, she confided in
him that she was pregnant. Not wanting to ruin his reputation or
his marriage, he paid her a large sum of money if she would go to
Italy to secretly have the child. If she stayed in Italy to raise
the child,
he would also provide child support until the child turned 18. She
agreed, but asked how he would know when the baby was born.
To keep it discrete, he told her to simply mail him a post card, and
write "Spaghetti" on the back. He would then arrange for child
support
payments to begin.One day, about 9 months later, he came home to
his confused wife. "Honey," she said, "you received a very strange
post
card today." "Oh, just give it to me and I'll explain it," he said.
The wife obeyed, and watched as her husband read the card, turned
white, and fainted.
..........................
On the card was written: "Spaghetti, Spaghetti, Spaghetti. Two with
meatballs, one without."

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